Hacker, Space Captain... or Tomb Raider?

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There comes a time in life when you have to stop scrolling, sit with yourself, and ask the big question:

What do I want to do with my future?

Today is your lucky day, because you’ve got your makeshift life coach, yours truly, here to throw a few options your way.

So...

• Do you want to be a Space Captain and command fleets across the galaxy?

• Do you want to become a Master Hacker with a knack for clean code?

• Or do you want to be a Tomb Raider, walking into ancient tombs and making deeply questionable decisions in search of treasure?

Worry not. Here are some details before you make your choice.

Space Captain

Job description: Build a network across a scattered galaxy, connect planets, lock suns, and somehow make it all work before your resources run dry.

In Space Commander, everything unfolds over six sequences, and here’s the catch: your options shrink with every step. Fewer dice. Fewer chances. More pressure.

You’re not just placing values. You’re shaping a system where every connection matters, every missed opportunity lingers, and every small mistake quietly snowballs into something bigger.

Apply here if you enjoy planning ahead and love solving puzzles.

Master Hacker

Job description: Your work is about precision. You’re building a routine, piece by piece, making sure everything lines up before you finally execute it.

In Byte:Shift, you draft elements using dice, stitching together a chain of floppy disks that will only truly come to life at the very end. And when it does, everything resolves backwards. Which means one thing. If your setup is messy, it shows. Immediately.

Apply here if you enjoy clean execution and appreciate innovative ideas. After all, this badass is a Dynamic Print-and-Play!

Tomb Raider

Job description: You’re exploring and mapping ancient ruins as you go, deciding where to move, what to grab, and how far you want to push your luck before you run out of time.

In Hidden Realms: Mummy’s Tomb, you explore new spaces, collect treasures, and try to build an efficient path through the tomb… all while managing the growing pressure that comes with it.

Apply here if you enjoy route-building on the fly and knowing exactly when you should stop… but going one step further anyway.

So there you have it!

Three perfectly reasonable career paths.

All stable. All well-respected. Definitely approved by society…?

Whether you’re out there building galaxies, writing the cleanest hack of your life, or casually spreading ancient curses… just know this.

There’s no wrong choice here. Only different kinds of consequences.

Choose wisely.

Or just pick whichever looks cooler on your LinkedIn.

- Tas.

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